Kim Kardashian Throwing a Baby Shower Dash…Bash!

If you’re Kourtney Kardashian’s baby you can rest assured that mommy is going to have a hot and trendy no-stork baby shower bash thrown by Auntie Kim and Grandama Kris. It’s hard to Keep Up with the Kardashians, so you know there’s going to be a whirlwind of a baby shower!

“The guest list is around 75 right now, and I don’t want it to be much more than that,” Kourtney said. “I don’t know what they have planned exactly, but [my sisters] Kim and Khloe, and my mom are all planning my shower.”

Her super-planner mom has got the event scheduled for November 14th, and she knows that the ever-growing event is going to be a show-stopper, especially if the “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” cameras are rolling at the event. (Rest assured those and a gazillion more will be there to broadcast the paparazzi loving family).

“I’m sure my mom has been planning this since I was little. She is big on showers, so I’m sure mine will be a big event. I’m very mellow. I’m not as over-the-top as my mom, and Kim and Khloe.” Kourtney added that she felt like Cynthia Nixon’s character Miranda Hobbs in a “Sex And The City” episode, explaining: “She was like, ‘I don’t want any storks!’ That’s like me. I want it more chic. I want it to be a stylish baby shower.”

And we applaud father-to-be Scott Disick for not wanting to be left out of the impending parenthood celebrations. Not wanting to be part of the madness that could ensue from a coed baby shower, he took it upon himself to have a “man shower.” As Kardashian’s girlfriends arranged her baby-shower, Disick got involved with the pre-birth celebrations by partying in Miami with fellow celebrity father Kevin Federline, the dad of Britney Spears two sons.

“Guys get excited too about having a baby, so they should do something too,” mama Kourtney said. “One of our friends started calling it a man shower, but I was like, ‘Guys don’t have tea and open presents!’ But for them, dinner and then going to a nightclub is a man shower. They thought it funny. That’s as far as guys will ever plan unless they need an excuse to go out! I had no desire to go. I was relaxing, chilling. If they want to go have a man shower in Miami, then go ahead.”

The 30-year-old socialite Kardashian revealed her shock news last month and reunited with her 26-year-old former partner Disick after learning she was carrying his child.

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